Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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