Are we in a gay sports bar?
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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