well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
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