he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
