love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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