Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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