I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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