Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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