There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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