If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Someone came in the potted fern
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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