Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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