in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
Randomize
