Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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