Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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