Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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