Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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