Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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