Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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