Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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