Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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