Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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