Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
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