that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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