when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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