Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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