with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
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