Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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