She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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