I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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