Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
The feeling are messing with the penis
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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