Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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