White coat. Heels.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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