so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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