I bet he comes in French.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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