my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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