So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Randomize
