i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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