look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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