sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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