quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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