I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I wish life had little blips of pornography
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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