thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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