In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I just found a bag of teeth...
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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