He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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