So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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