I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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