I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
