Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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