the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
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