doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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