Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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