ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Randomize
