Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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