I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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