I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
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